hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
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