You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
Apparently I blacked out and started wrestling with some dude last night. Just found out I might have dislocated his shoulder. Best part: he still wants to bone me
i woke up this morning from the best one night stand. i made the guy mickey mouse pancakes for breakfast and when i walked back into the bedroom he said "marry me"
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
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