I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
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