if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
He was just lying on the living room floor watching Star Wars with six empty pack of cigarettes and two empty cases of beer.
In his defence I guess I did take the bed, couch and dining room set in the breakup.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
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