Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
17 year olds will be the death of me.
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
Randomize
