I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
I’m going to fail his daughter so she stays in my class and I can keep fucking him. BEST. ORGASMS. EVER.
Then you can teach the kid to be a home wrecker
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
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