just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
Well that's very sweet of you. I have a strange feeling you're going to regret this when you sober up.
NO REGRETS FUCK DA POLICE
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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