Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
I have a huge gash on my chin. Did I get it from A) a mini siezure; B) an oral sex incident; C) Slamming it into a ledge or; D) all of the above?
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
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