i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
his mom walked in while I was blowing him. he turned around in panic and accidentally punched me in the face. i have a black eye and only half the clothes i came here in. can you give me a ride?
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
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