Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
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