singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
My mom just drunkenly told me i was conceived in the back of a car, at a Bon Jovi concert.
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
We are no longer allowed to have pre 4th party week. I woke up with a donut stuck to my face and 'MILF' written in black marker on my stomach.
Mother of the Year
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
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