so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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