Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
Telling her that my penis is called megatron was not a good idea for a first date.
If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
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