Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
We played Rock, Paper, Scissors last night to see who was the least drunk to drive.
The Rock won.
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
You know you're hung over when the glare from the cream cheese on your bagel is just too bright...
I have just been informed that my company has ray guns. I WORK FOR ACTUAL BOND VILLAINS. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
Randomize
