he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
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