All she gave me for breakfast was raw toast. How can she expect me to eat raw toast?
You mean bread?
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
I'm at work, still drunk. Can you turn on the radio? If the station goes off the air I passed out. Can't get fired. Haven't slept yet.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
Don’t drink the Bloody Mary - it’s vodka and salsa.
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