im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
I got drunk and tried to make special rice krispie treats, but I made a mess and they were all stuck to my hands, so I just decided to eat my way out of the catastrophe and I think shit's about to get even weirder than usual.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
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