I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
There's a Russian superstition that you'll spend your year the way you celebrate New Year's, so I'm honestly not that surprised you're drunk.
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