It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
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