Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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