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I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
you told grandpa to call you daddy
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
I think I'm drunk. That wine was old. I found it behind the water heater next to the mouse poison.
I can't feel my brain.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
We were having margaritas and I was saying "back when I was drinking..." They looked all confused. Then I realized "holy shit they think THIS is drinking?"
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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