How drunk are you??
I'm flawless.
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
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