Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
Not only did a random toaster end up in my house last night, it's also full of skittles.
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
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