i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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