I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
Get dressed, I have 50$ and you need a new beer pong table since we threw yours off the 8th floor last night.
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
I had to find out that I peed in the box of baby clothes from my mom, who found out from my grandma. New low.
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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