the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
Im pretty sure my housekeeper high fived her on the way out this morning
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
I'm disproportionately drunk. But I also spelled disproportionately right twice so maybe I'm not that drunk
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
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