I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
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