How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
Gay?
German.
Pity.
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
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