i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
you can officially check off peeing off the 5th floor while shouting "I want to break the guinness world record for longest piss stream" off your college to do list.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.
…If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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