Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
Sorry about my life...
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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