Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
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