I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
You slow danced with your carpet steamer last night.
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
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