North Korea, Best Korea!
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
my girlfriend just compared my daughters eyes to gollum from lord of the rings.
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
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