I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
I went in to wake you up this morning and you had a condom draped across your throat like a necklace. There were no boys in the house last night, what were you doing?
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
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