Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
Look outside and see if the septic tank explodes when I flush this.
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
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