no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
So it turns out there are pros and cons to having a broken wrist. Pro: I can give amazing blowjobs with my left hand. Con: I just had to open a packet of crisps with scissors.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
I can't believe I got dumped for a fat chick, but at least I got four and a half years worth of free shit. So we can call it even.
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
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