Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
Woke up with eyeliner streaked down my face, glitter all over my bed, and holding half-eaten Jimmy Johns. Plus, my whole family's downstairs for Thanksgiving... Welcome to the shitshow that is my early 20s
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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