i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
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