I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
I'm drunk and in a paddle boat and my friend won't quit yelling about pandas. Does this ever happen to you?
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
Randomize
