He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
I'm pretty sure my liver died in Reno and my intestines are doing hula hoops around my asshole. The bachelor party was that good.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
It took 6 cruisers to bust the party last night. Cop asked if the theme was a beach party. I said I would fucking hope so with 8 tons of sand in the garage
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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