my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Benefits of having to stay in jail for the weekend: learned how to make my own make up out of colored pencils. Also how to make use of toothpaste for hair products. Downfall was probably getting hit on by a murderer. Only me.
I don't want anything calamari shaped after last night. But I appreciate the Cheerios offer.
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
When I planned out my evening, "co-author lesbian vampire erotica" was not anywhere on my list of expected activities.
Me neither, but hey, this is where we've ended up. Let's embrace the moment.
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