if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
She introduced herself as 'Ann the sober one.' Took me to a coat check and a lost and found. Then offered coffee and breakfast sandwiches. Turns out she's been paying her half of the electric bill running post-party operations.
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
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