she's doing push ups on the keg. hows a girl supposed to compete with that?
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
Randomize
