The bird has been looking kind of ugly lately...gotta look nice to fly with the hawk ya know?
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Church boner. Awkwardddd
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
My ex came to my place while I was gone. Random things he took: snow shoes, my laundry quarters, a decorative picture, all my condiments, the container that held my rice and a sticker off my wallet. Then left a note saying he watered my plants and fed my cats. What. The. Fuck.
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
Seriously. If I'd known all it took was a 29 year old UPS guy to make me feel THIS SEXY, I'd have been fucking them for 30 years.
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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