Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
my mom just informed me that i masturbate loudly
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Random thought: what if being devoured by animals was a death penalty option...and you got to choose the animal?
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
I have just received a gold-medal-deserving sext. He wrote me a fucking novel. Not only am I incredibly turned on but I am beyond impressed. He is the sext god. I must bow to him.
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
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