Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
Sometimes I wish I could tell all my past/present hookups what the nicknames that my friends and I have assigned them.
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
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