Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
You couldn't find any paper towel to clean up the wine you spilled, so you tried to use her cat.
ooh i remember now. Not very absorbent.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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