I have to start avoiding pregnant women. This is getting out of hand.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
Just found a note from Saturday that says "rainy soft hair".... Any ideas?
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
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