By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
We asked "Is that Andy puking in the bushes, its 7 AM" he looks up and goes "It's okay guys, its 7:30"
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
THERE ARE LEGITLY 4 SEPARATE BITE MARKS ON MY DICK. WHAT. THE. FUCK.
Legitimately*
Go fuck yourself
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
Randomize
