i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
It's 2:10 am I am sprawled on the floor of the kitchen drunk and eating cold chicken wings come help
My purse is like an anchor I can't move I am sliding around like an over turned turtle send help
This floor is really dirty send a maid if you can
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
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