Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
let's get her a shirt that says "i went to key west for spring break and all i got was this illegitimate child."
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
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