Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
Somedays I wish I were a bird. Then people wouldn't be so grossed out when I vomit
She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
She was hiding under the bed to surprise me with sex. But when you took your hookup in my room to bang things out, she thought I was cheating on her. So explain it to her douche.
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
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