What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
I just woke up to a ten minute voicemail of you sobbing about the X-Men. Stop getting drunk and watching Marvel movies.
BUT WOLVERINE IS SO TORMENTED AND JUST WANTS TO BE LOVED
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
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