the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
Omfg I am plowed. Had drinks with 3 milfs. Going out on their boat tomorrow. They want to show me how buoyant they are.
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
Not sure if he was actually hot or hot in a "he brought a live chicken to the party" kinda way but I got his # regardless
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
I believe in your delicious
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
Here's the "to do" list i just found on my phone: buy stripper pole, make sex playlist, buy febreeze
Double high-fived his wife and her sister on the way out. If I'm not the best mistress ever tell me how.
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