just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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