Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
I had a dream that our used condom started talking to me. I told me that I did an amazing job, and told me that it saved me. From aids.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
She unfriended me on Facebook after I responded to her long love note with #demtittesdoe. Jager is the goddamned devil.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
Randomize
