Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
This morning I proved to myself and all the kids on the playground that I can't puke and drive.
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
Please say a prayer for the elevator people at work today. My farts are significantly more potent the day after hitting that korean place for lunch...
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
Randomize
